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ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by DLM4

DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am, #194216
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am, #194215
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm, #194172
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am, #194040
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am, #194039
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am, #194038
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am, #194035
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm, #193933
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm, #193932
108489


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


THANKSGIVING -




LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am, #246728
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am, #246501
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm, #246499

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm, #246498
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm, #246492
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm, #246483

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am, #246482
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am, #246481
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am, #246479
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am, #246475

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am, #246474

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am, #246472
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am, #246471
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm, #246470
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by jalford

Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm, #101317
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am, #177242
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm, #175189
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #175126
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm, #175119
Love it!! 5Liters!


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226640
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm, #175951
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm, #175818
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm, #175817
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm, #175815
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm, #105697
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm, #105696
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am, #101214
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am, #101140
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland


TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm, #241751
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm, #241508
Bam!


BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Captfell

dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm, #247306
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm, #161702
Greatness!


GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am, #211516
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am, #193073
Wow,


PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.




FINLAND - The Sparta of WW2


TAGS: finland
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by dhog989

LD0ne - December 11, 2009, 8:51 am, #144646
great pic.. i believe the strength part is a little over exaggerated on the russian side though
Fredric T - June 27, 2009, 5:51 pm, #90618
1 well trained sniper, 1 mountain pass, plenty of ammo and targets equals many dead Russians multiplied by numerous mountain passes equals a ****load of dead Russians And I thought algebra had no use 8-)
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 9:27 pm, #48055
i love this pic tooo much


ENGLAND - Our name is England, for we are many. But we aren't bloody Scottish!


TAGS: england
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

alazgr8 - October 23, 2013, 3:13 pm, #250569
What do you expect from a country where every young boy dreams of being the queen?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:30 am, #239204
...and many people in the UK don't consider it part of Europe!
alohadude3 - July 24, 2010, 12:35 am, #186129
calm down There are 5 million people in scotland, thats a suburb in southern California, or a small town in Japan. Get together and maybe you can be Great Britan again.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 1:02 pm, #185877
Go call a Brazilian American and see what they say.
DrEdged - July 22, 2010, 1:00 pm, #185876
the term "AMERICANS" can technically refer to anybody from either North or South America. At least our ignorance only spans one continent. English- Derp duh derp duh derpity derp.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 12:04 pm, #185872
That, or people who are joking.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 11:59 am, #185871
Only mad dogs & self-aggrandizing Englishmen worry about such things.


ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




THERE CAN BE - only one


TAGS: pea**** one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 12:30 pm, #256808

test
motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:41 am, #256805

test
motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am, #256804

hmmmm
motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:34 am, #256803

test
motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:18 am, #256801

test
M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am, #239600
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Pea**** before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm, #203180
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm, #202717
made me laugh :)


HOMELAND SECURITY -




LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you


TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Joe

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm, #41446
Jane, you ignorant s**t.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm, #41247
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm, #41246
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm, #41239
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm, #35752
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




ACE VENTURA LANDING -


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am, #213322
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am, #213313
LOL!
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am, #213302
Like a glove!


2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.




2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.




PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.




AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."


TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm, #217013
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm, #217011
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm, #217000
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm, #216996
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm, #216994
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm, #216993
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm, #216981
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm, #216977
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm, #216976
that is a good rule gunny


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm, #130781
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm, #128502
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am, #89150
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm, #88821
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am, #88713
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm, #87395
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by giulio

Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm, #110283
Epic Nice,simple,and win


HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!


TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm, #245701
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm, #239197
It's only a flesh wound!


YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.


TAGS: jedi g20 england
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by darkiz

Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:07 pm, #106916
Lift the fence like it is nothing, see the fence flow off the air. think it then do it my young jedi.
hehe - June 1, 2009, 12:40 pm, #83534
1st i wat lyt ... then i lol'd
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm, #70459
Made me laugh


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.




POTVIN - SUCKS


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by B-HO

mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm, #2007
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you


PARRIS ISLAND - The closest thing to Hell.


TAGS: parris island
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Ichbinkurt

Brandon L. - February 15, 2010, 11:10 am, #158199
"God has hard on for marines"
Zed - December 2, 2009, 3:46 pm, #141841
Ooooh...my brain....
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 10:27 am, #141784
Yut yut, yut yut yut Devil Dog. Yut yut Oorah, yut yut Semper Fi! Only the Marines will understand that...and are honored to be able to do so!
culos - December 2, 2009, 7:18 am, #141762
So nice you've done it twice :-)
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:13 am, #141761
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:12 am, #141760
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Semper Kill their face! - September 23, 2009, 11:12 am, #121105
***** for my place of birth.
Mikeipee - August 27, 2009, 11:55 pm, #112659
I couldn't wait to leave PI. I am scarred for life...but in a good way.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:29 pm, #103680
Try explaining a poster to Bria.


RANCOR -




BIKERS IN THE SEA -




EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.


TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Nonsense0909

EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm, #235501
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck


TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am, #46971
I think the Lions are more fitting.


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




RICHARD SHARPE -


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Arthur Wellesley

agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm, #97841
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm, #97838
then
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm, #97834
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm, #97416
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am, #225496
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


GUINNESS AND THE QUEEN -


TAGS: guinness ireland queen
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:46 am, #218842
I'd kill a leprechaun to get a Guinne55!


POLE DANCING -


TAGS: poland dance
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Derek - February 9, 2010, 3:56 pm, #156960
Heheh, nice one
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:20 am, #156896
Good twist on the challenge. +5


NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''


TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am, #228410
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm, #228396
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm, #228394
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228382
yes.....
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm, #228380
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm, #228320
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am, #228290
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am, #228288
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.


MORE TOUHOU FAN ART -


TAGS: touhou flandre remelia fan art
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Tracker

EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am, #201031
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am, #201030
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am, #186136
Yeesh.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm, #186128
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm, #186127
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm, #186125
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm, #186124
Anime... 1


GIANT BUSINESSMEN - The newest additions to Monster Island


TAGS: kaiju monster island godzilla mothra
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by jesterer

agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 8:22 pm, #181604
Mecha VP!
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 8:07 pm, #181599
1L i see no funny. Hard pic to work with though.


TRADITIONS -


TAGS: hunting on easter egg island
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:41 am, #232974
Thanx Bud
Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:22 am, #232965
Awesome 5L
GaryO - April 8, 2012, 5:52 pm, #232948
Thanx Rick…tried my hand at a farsidian theme. Larson could really bring it
Rick69 - April 8, 2012, 5:41 pm, #232947
Absolutely loving this... "God, a little help here..." XD


LANDMASTER -




FREEDOM!! -




TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.




CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: blossom tree island volcano rare
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:29 pm, #239784
Thanks guys.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:48 am, #239771
5 blossoms fried... and fav'd
gas - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm, #239761
5 posthumous awards


WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm, #217180
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am, #217139
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm, #133458
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm, #133453
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm, #133449
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm, #133443
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm, #133438
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm, #133435
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm, #133429
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm, #133421
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm, #133420

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm, #202808
Niiice!


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN -




DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces


TAGS: ireland funny dry earthquake
Rating: 3.94/5

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Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:51 pm, #228325
I heard there were aftershocks. To be sure, to be sure


RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.


TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am, #221250
oh like cross country


SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm, #121985
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm, #121728
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm, #121716
minus funny...


BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.


TAGS: landlord p***ert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am, #230160
I Spy !


THRILLSEEKER -




SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm, #218874
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am, #212996
LOL 5L


STUPID HATS -




SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...


TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt g**
Rating: 1.92/5

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Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm, #79453
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living **** out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm, #78818
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am, #78764
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm, #74987
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome


A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am, #220955
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am, #220951
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am, #220919
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am, #220917

you could post the pic to another site as well.


LANDSCAPING -




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am, #236099
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


OBJECTIVES -


TAGS: strawberry fields of flanders
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm, #195581
Genius.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:35 pm, #96520
the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants in military operations - not the movie... but please disregard. The stretching is reaching the break point.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:30 pm, #96517
I'm missing the reference... could be the lack of libations.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm, #96515
What the mouse is gonna be feeling inside his head in about 3 seconds, give or take...
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:26 pm, #96514
Ha! I'll just a**ume you're too sober, mooooo.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:24 pm, #96513
Fog of war?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:22 pm, #96511
Might I suggest peanut b***er. (Smooth, not chunky... trust me)
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:21 pm, #96510
"Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about"... Fog of War, you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:20 pm, #96509
d***...I should have seen that coming. Aggy you Bastard.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:18 pm, #96507
Now when you say GF's "cat"....
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm, #96506
See how I did that? Grounded a funny with personal fact? Isn't it annoying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm, #96505
Animals are weird that way. TTH's dog loves baby carrots and orange slices but won't eat my GF's cat.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:15 pm, #96502
One of my cats eats strawberries, melon, apple... and won't touch meat of any kind.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm, #96500
That cat so DOES NOT want that freakin' strawberry. I wish the poster had clarified that. It would have been helpful. Jus' sayin' ... don't be hatin'.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:57 pm, #96487
5 lions forever!
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 4:24 pm, #96427
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row" Thanks, Sean.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:40 pm, #96423
And the tags? You cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:39 pm, #96422
Haar this is priceless. My favouritist of yours. Great.


MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...




IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm, #170217
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am, #117683
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am, #16435
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm, #16396
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


THE ENDING TO LOST - That's my reaction too.




TALLAHASSEE - The definition of BAMF


TAGS: bamf woody zombieland
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zed - October 7, 2009, 5:08 am, #124498
In Nightcrawler's case, it is a sound effect. As ana acronym, it should be BAD A$S OEDIPAL COMPLEX VICTIM, but that would be too unwieldy, so they used BAMF instead.
Briton of Rose - October 7, 2009, 4:40 am, #124496
Wait... I thought Nightcrawler's teleportation was the definition of "BAMF"?
darkangel98s - October 7, 2009, 12:05 am, #124464
This man is a bad a** on level with anyone you can list. Love him.. BAM!


PITTSBURGH - The real Zombieland.




COLT .45 - Only The Finest Malt Liquor for Lando


TAGS: lando
Rating: 2.44/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 5:30 pm, #100922
LOL!!
Phage - December 25, 2008, 8:02 pm, #46713
Lando is not a system, he's a pimp.


SHOPPING TROLLEY - Or is it...


TAGS: holland
Rating: 1.23/5

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Drones on an aircraft carrier -


TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am, #247696
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am, #247632
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247627
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous


FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE TAN - fake psychic




He'll read anything on the teleprompter -


TAGS: crash landing reporting
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - July 13, 2013, 7:48 am, #247691

I heard about that on our local news. I bet somebody got fired over that
ughomer - July 13, 2013, 7:41 am, #247690
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Airman, you are funny!


BROTHERHOOD - It's Made Here




PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.39/5

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guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm, #187609
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm, #187527
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm, #187521
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm, #187514
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm, #187512
LMAO!


EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games




BE EXCELLENT TO YOURSELVES -


TAGS: 4th of july billand ted
Rating: 4.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2012, 11:43 am, #237052
Party on, dudes!


FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.


TAGS: new england snow winter noose tired
Rating: 3.47/5

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm, #211014
this is too funny!!


ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am, #208086
91506


SERIOUS ABOUT SECURITY - I can't read the sign, But i think they mean business.




poland -


TAGS: poland
Rating: 3/5

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fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 3:47 pm, #250472
Nice sh** trap at the base of the turret and then there is the exposed barbette which adds an extra weakness. The short barrel makes for a low velocity round. No camouflage makes it easier to locate. Should make a nice coffin, though. Durable.
EmilioDumphque - October 17, 2013, 12:29 am, #250459
Looks like a well protected gun!


IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!! - Or else it gets the hose AGAIN!!!


TAGS: holland
Rating: 2.5/5

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Airborne - September 4, 2009, 6:37 am, #114934
It needs the hose first to get the lotion ...


THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys


TAGS: netherlands tank orange
Rating: 1.94/5
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 4:43 pm, #96258
"Sarge, where are the enemy troops? I need a clear sh**." ---"Well soldier, I know you're not gonna believe this, but look for the f***in bright a** neon orange tank and hit it with all you got!"
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:27 pm, #90087
DO NOT INSULT TEH ORANGE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K - December 8, 2008, 3:26 am, #42753
construction site, camouflage
Vanner - October 30, 2008, 8:25 am, #31641
Hahaha, you've been Tankgo'd
michael - October 29, 2008, 11:46 pm, #31563
some kind of ranga tank....


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