Land Demotivational Poster
ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"
DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet
DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them
THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!
IRISH SCUBA DIVING -
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
SAINT PATRICK -
UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.
LANDO CALRISSIAN -
INTRODUCING EUROPE -
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland
BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander
SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...
THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -
GEAR PROBLEM -
EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.
PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.
FINLAND - The Sparta of WW2
ENGLAND - Our name is England, for we are many. But we aren't bloody Scottish!
ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out
THERE CAN BE - only one
HOMELAND SECURITY -
LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
ACE VENTURA LANDING -
2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.
2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.
PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.
AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."
NEW ZEALAND -
HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!
YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.
2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.
POTVIN - SUCKS
PARRIS ISLAND - The closest thing to Hell.
BIKERS IN THE SEA -
EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.
PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck
RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.
RICHARD SHARPE -
THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-
GUINNESS AND THE QUEEN -
POLE DANCING -
NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''
GIANT BUSINESSMEN - The newest additions to Monster Island
MORE TOUHOU FAN ART -
TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.
LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.
CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS
WHITE BREAD -
CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?
WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?
PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!
USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN -
DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces
RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.
SEALAND - That's the joke.
BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.
SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."
CUTTING EDGE -
STUPID HATS -
SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...
A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was
MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...
IRELAND - More Bars in More Places
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
THE ENDING TO LOST - That's my reaction too.
TALLAHASSEE - The definition of BAMF
PITTSBURGH - The real Zombieland.
COLT .45 - Only The Finest Malt Liquor for Lando
SHOPPING TROLLEY - Or is it...
Drones on an aircraft carrier -
FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE TAN - fake psychic
He'll read anything on the teleprompter -
BROTHERHOOD - It's Made Here
EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games
BE EXCELLENT TO YOURSELVES -
FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.
ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.
SERIOUS ABOUT SECURITY - I can't read the sign, But i think they mean business.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!! - Or else it gets the hose AGAIN!!!
THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys
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