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Land Demotivational Poster

ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"

TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm

DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet

TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.

THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!

DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?

CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964

TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.



TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth

UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.

TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)



TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.

TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!

A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland

TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm

BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander

SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am

PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.

FINLAND - The Sparta of WW2

TAGS: finland
Rating: 3.41/5

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LD0ne - December 11, 2009, 8:51 am
great pic.. i believe the strength part is a little over exaggerated on the russian side though
Fredric T - June 27, 2009, 5:51 pm
1 well trained sniper, 1 mountain pass, plenty of ammo and targets equals many dead Russians multiplied by numerous mountain passes equals a ****load of dead Russians And I thought algebra had no use 8-)
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 9:27 pm
i love this pic tooo much

ENGLAND - Our name is England, for we are many. But we aren't bloody Scottish!

TAGS: england
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

alazgr8 - October 23, 2013, 3:13 pm
What do you expect from a country where every young boy dreams of being the queen?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:30 am
...and many people in the UK don't consider it part of Europe!
alohadude3 - July 24, 2010, 12:35 am
calm down There are 5 million people in scotland, thats a suburb in southern California, or a small town in Japan. Get together and maybe you can be Great Britan again.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 1:02 pm
Go call a Brazilian American and see what they say.
DrEdged - July 22, 2010, 1:00 pm
the term "AMERICANS" can technically refer to anybody from either North or South America. At least our ignorance only spans one continent. English- Derp duh derp duh derpity derp.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
That, or people who are joking.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 11:59 am
Only mad dogs & self-aggrandizing Englishmen worry about such things.

ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out

THERE CAN BE - only one

TAGS: pea**** one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

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motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Pea**** before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)


LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you

TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm
Jane, you ignorant s**t.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.

2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!

2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.

2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.

PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.

AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."

TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win

HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!

TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!

YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.

TAGS: jedi g20 england
Rating: 3.43/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
Lift the fence like it is nothing, see the fence flow off the air. think it then do it my young jedi.
hehe - June 1, 2009, 12:40 pm
1st i wat lyt ... then i lol'd
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Made me laugh

2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

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mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you

PARRIS ISLAND - The closest thing to Hell.

TAGS: parris island
Rating: 3.82/5

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Brandon L. - February 15, 2010, 11:10 am
"God has hard on for marines"
Zed - December 2, 2009, 3:46 pm
Ooooh...my brain....
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 10:27 am
Yut yut, yut yut yut Devil Dog. Yut yut Oorah, yut yut Semper Fi! Only the Marines will understand that...and are honored to be able to do so!
culos - December 2, 2009, 7:18 am
So nice you've done it twice :-)
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:13 am
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Jarhead - December 2, 2009, 7:12 am
Been there, done that. American by Birth Marine by Choice
Semper Kill their face! - September 23, 2009, 11:12 am
***** for my place of birth.
Mikeipee - August 27, 2009, 11:55 pm
I couldn't wait to leave PI. I am scarred for life...but in a good way.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:29 pm
Try explaining a poster to Bria.

TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.



EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.

TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!

PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck

TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.

THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-

TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes

RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion


TAGS: guinness ireland queen
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:46 am
I'd kill a leprechaun to get a Guinne55!


TAGS: poland dance
Rating: 4.27/5

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Derek - February 9, 2010, 3:56 pm
Heheh, nice one
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Good twist on the challenge. +5

NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''

TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.


TAGS: touhou flandre remelia fan art
Rating: 2.58/5

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EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Anime... 1

GIANT BUSINESSMEN - The newest additions to Monster Island

TAGS: kaiju monster island godzilla mothra
Rating: 2.55/5

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agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 8:22 pm
Mecha VP!
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 8:07 pm
1L i see no funny. Hard pic to work with though.


TAGS: hunting on easter egg island
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanx Bud
Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:22 am
Awesome 5L
GaryO - April 8, 2012, 5:52 pm
Thanx Rick…tried my hand at a farsidian theme. Larson could really bring it
Rick69 - April 8, 2012, 5:41 pm
Absolutely loving this... "God, a little help here..." XD



LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.



TAGS: blossom tree island volcano rare
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:29 pm
Thanks guys.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:48 am
5 blossoms fried... and fav'd
gas - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm
5 posthumous awards


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?

TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm

PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!


DONEGAL EARTHQUAKE 2012 - We will pick up the pieces

TAGS: ireland funny dry earthquake
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:51 pm
I heard there were aftershocks. To be sure, to be sure

RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.

TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am
oh like cross country

SEALAND - That's the joke.

TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...

BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.

TAGS: landlord p***ert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am


SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...

TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt g**
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living **** out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was

TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by caveman

MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


TAGS: strawberry fields of flanders
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants in military operations - not the movie... but please disregard. The stretching is reaching the break point.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
I'm missing the reference... could be the lack of libations.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
What the mouse is gonna be feeling inside his head in about 3 seconds, give or take...
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! I'll just a**ume you're too sober, mooooo.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:24 pm
Fog of war?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Might I suggest peanut b***er. (Smooth, not chunky... trust me)
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:21 pm
"Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about"... Fog of War, you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
d***...I should have seen that coming. Aggy you Bastard.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:18 pm
Now when you say GF's "cat"....
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
See how I did that? Grounded a funny with personal fact? Isn't it annoying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
Animals are weird that way. TTH's dog loves baby carrots and orange slices but won't eat my GF's cat.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:15 pm
One of my cats eats strawberries, melon, apple... and won't touch meat of any kind.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
That cat so DOES NOT want that freakin' strawberry. I wish the poster had clarified that. It would have been helpful. Jus' sayin' ... don't be hatin'.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:57 pm
5 lions forever!
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row" Thanks, Sean.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
And the tags? You cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:39 pm
Haar this is priceless. My favouritist of yours. Great.

MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...

IRELAND - More Bars in More Places

TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

THE ENDING TO LOST - That's my reaction too.

TALLAHASSEE - The definition of BAMF

TAGS: bamf woody zombieland
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zed - October 7, 2009, 5:08 am
In Nightcrawler's case, it is a sound effect. As ana acronym, it should be BAD A$S OEDIPAL COMPLEX VICTIM, but that would be too unwieldy, so they used BAMF instead.
Briton of Rose - October 7, 2009, 4:40 am
Wait... I thought Nightcrawler's teleportation was the definition of "BAMF"?
darkangel98s - October 7, 2009, 12:05 am
This man is a bad a** on level with anyone you can list. Love him.. BAM!

PITTSBURGH - The real Zombieland.

COLT .45 - Only The Finest Malt Liquor for Lando

TAGS: lando
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by sweetback_jesus

Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Phage - December 25, 2008, 8:02 pm
Lando is not a system, he's a pimp.


TAGS: holland
Rating: 1.23/5

More motifakes by ROM3O

Drones on an aircraft carrier -

TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous

FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE TAN - fake psychic

He'll read anything on the teleprompter -

TAGS: crash landing reporting
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - July 13, 2013, 7:48 am

I heard about that on our local news. I bet somebody got fired over that
ughomer - July 13, 2013, 7:41 am
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Airman, you are funny!

BROTHERHOOD - It's Made Here


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm

EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games


TAGS: 4th of july billand ted
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2012, 11:43 am
Party on, dudes!

FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.

TAGS: new england snow winter noose tired
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!

ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.

TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am

SERIOUS ABOUT SECURITY - I can't read the sign, But i think they mean business.

poland -

TAGS: poland
Rating: 3/5

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fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 3:47 pm
Nice sh** trap at the base of the turret and then there is the exposed barbette which adds an extra weakness. The short barrel makes for a low velocity round. No camouflage makes it easier to locate. Should make a nice coffin, though. Durable.
EmilioDumphque - October 17, 2013, 12:29 am
Looks like a well protected gun!

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!! - Or else it gets the hose AGAIN!!!

TAGS: holland
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by daniel

Airborne - September 4, 2009, 6:37 am
It needs the hose first to get the lotion ...

THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys

TAGS: netherlands tank orange
Rating: 1.94/5
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 4:43 pm
"Sarge, where are the enemy troops? I need a clear sh**." ---"Well soldier, I know you're not gonna believe this, but look for the f***in bright a** neon orange tank and hit it with all you got!"
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:27 pm
K - December 8, 2008, 3:26 am
construction site, camouflage
Vanner - October 30, 2008, 8:25 am
Hahaha, you've been Tankgo'd
michael - October 29, 2008, 11:46 pm
some kind of ranga tank....